i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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