Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning
My face left an imprint in the loaf...
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
Randomize
