yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
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