dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
Randomize
