No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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