im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
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