next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
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