The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
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