i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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