found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
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