I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
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