Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
Will exercising make me less horny?
Randomize