i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
I just had a girl text me from knoxville "come see me. we'll go for drinks and I can make you breakfast"
how do you like your eggs?
over tits
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
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