in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
Any idea why the fuck i would replace all the music on my ipod with the fucking Goosebumps theme song?!?
Apparently drunk you is really nostalgic?
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
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