I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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