5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
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