Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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