if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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