Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
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