Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
The only thing that would make my night better is if William Shatner came and read me a bedtime story.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
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