We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
You know you're getting old when you pick up hot sorority girls at the bar, and they write down their phone number, and under it 'we're great babysitters!'
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