If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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