i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
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