Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
im pretty sure that there was a mint leaf in my poop this morning. i love mojito season.
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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