Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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