why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
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