is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
If I get laid tonight it will 1.) Prove that the sex gods do in fact exist, and 2.) Show that I am one motherfucking badass bitch.
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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