I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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