he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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