Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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