don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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