It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
when I woke up the last searched thing on my phone was "how to make a fireproof dress" I need to stop drinking.
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
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