let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
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