Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
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