Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." 🙄 🍞🍷
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
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