I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
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