Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
I think my moral compass just broke
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
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