He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
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