WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
Randomize
