Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
Randomize
