There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
Life Lesson Number 76: Masturbating into a sock is useless if there is a hole in it.
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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