bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
Vodka?
Forever.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
Randomize
