OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
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