Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
I love you. Go after that dick
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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