WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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