we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
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