they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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