it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
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