But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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