I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
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