He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
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