so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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