is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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